there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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