quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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