dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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