Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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