So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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