I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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