a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm like, not good at living.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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