i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
