She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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