More tranny stories later!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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