Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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