how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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