She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
