I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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