am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I don't think brook has ever known best
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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