9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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