in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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