It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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