But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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