i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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