So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
