Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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