I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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