remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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