Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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