If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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