ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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