So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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