I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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