My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
We got so high we made milksteak
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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