All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Duck Duck Cougar?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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