dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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