Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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