PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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