Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The best revenge is premature balding
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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