everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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