so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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