You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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