hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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