...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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