she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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