If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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