My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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