You work out of a Hotel?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just had sex on a roof
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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