Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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