Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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