He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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