I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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