Dual....:-)
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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