She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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