the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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