I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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