I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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