Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I want her autograph on my taint
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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